The images above are from a friend of a friend that lives in Australia. Apparently it’s like 110 degrees down under. Power is out, trains tracks are buckling and animals are looking for relief. APPARENTLY KOALAS are suffering too. The photos from that friend of a friend show a HOT Koala who wondered to their shaded porch for some R&R. The owners put out a bucket of water and the KOALA was so HAPPY it started rapping this sh1t:
INTRO
Yih…all mah koalaz, baby
Haha…I know you feelin dis
Bounce wit me (bounce)
Climb a tree wit me (climb dat sh1t)
Ayy, thow yo hands up, up
Ayy, thow yo hands up, up
Ayy, thow yo hands up
Yih, c’mon…let’s riiiide
VERSE 1
Hustle erry day, y’all know we run de block
Got dat Eucalyptus juice flowin round de clock
We in de jungle, mayne, sh1t is crazy hot
Fo’ty fo’ degrees, time ta hit a crazy spot
Crawl up on de porch, knock on de do’
Fill up de tub, baby, yih, let it ovahflow
Now I’m loungin in some cold-a$$ H2O
Bluetooth now I’m callin up koala h0es
Designer fur (ayyyyy), sh1t is gray n white
Eucalyptus got me feelin like I’m takin flight
Down Undah, baby, we do dis erry night
Iced up in de tub, y’all know what it’s like
And now it’s poppin off, here come mah boy Drew
Game is so tight, you know how he do
Gucci bandana and he brought de whole crew
It’s time ta get de party jumpin like a kangaroo
CHORUS
(He stopped here and asked for help. Dude was exhausted…)
3 responses so far
1 Biscuit Justice // Feb 5, 2009 at 2:14 am
sillyness I say.
2 Biscuit Justice // Feb 5, 2009 at 9:35 am
CHORUS:
I’m in dat cold tub, girl I know you see me
Haters up in de club know dey wanna be me
Rollin on Aussie dubs, see me on de BBC
Girl you know I’m a thug, I be how koalas be
If it’s a VIP, den you know I’m gettin through
Ladies get atcha boy, act like you got a clue
I see you ‘cross de porch, you know I’m feelin you
Come get up in de tub, let’s do what koalas do
VERSE 2:
Pull up in de DROP, I’m goin allllll out
Lamborghini doors UP, den I crawwwl out
Opposable thummmbs and I got mah claaaws out
STEP BACK while I put de mating calllll out
Southern Hemisphurr (WHAT!), call it Durrrty South
It’s Luda, girl, I know yuh hurrrd a me, worrrd a mouth
Slept all dayyy, Ralph Lauren couch
De way you lookin make me wanna get up in yuh pouch
3 CLove // Feb 5, 2009 at 8:47 pm
You can thank Johnny Depp for this rhyme. Not sure how? I bet you can find a way.
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